Akpors Jokes

AKPORS is the Boss in the Office. Lets see how he is interviewing people. AKPORS: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left? Applicant: That's easy, 499 AKPORS: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge. AKPORS: What are the four steps to put a deer into that same fridge? Applicant: Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. AKPORS: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why? Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge. AKPORS: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday. AKPORS: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned? AKPORS: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now. IS HE A GOOD BOSS? Yes or No?